TOP STORIES POLLS ARE NARROWING PELOSI AFTERMATH AND LGBTQ INSANITY AUG 9

Intro: The polls are closing in. Pelosi's damage spreads far and wide, and LGBTQ radicals attack kids and grandmas. You're listening to The Last Gay Conservative, I'm your host, Chad Law q the intro.
Chad: Hello everybody, and let's go Brandon. Welcome to another episode of The Last Gay Conservative. I'm Chad Law, your holy homo, binary brother. Always right, never canceled, sending the truth through the airwaves on our red, white, and blue rainbow. Happy weekend everyone. It's another gorgeous day here in Newport Beach in my safe space, our woke free zone. It is truly the most amazing place on earth here, and I wish California wasn't so awful as a state because Orange County is so special. It's just a very special place.
For today's episode we're going to do things a little differently. I pulled some of the most pertinent stories from the past few days and I wanted to review them with you, give you my take and my opinion mainly because we have a lot to catch up on and because I think I want to start doing some multiple story podcasts for you versus one main issue, just to give you a little bit of variety. Please let me know your thoughts so we can continue or discontinue depending on what you like.
With so much happening these days, I thought it might be nice for you guys to get my highlights on top of stories and happenings. Of course, I'm always happy to monologue. I love the sound of my own voice and instead of a personal story today, I do want to hit a few quick things that are news related before we dive into the meat of the episode because again, way, way too much going on this week to keep track. First things first, big congratulations are in order for Kari Lake of Arizona, after an extremely gruesome run for governor in the GOP primary, she won by the hairs on her chinny chin chin. The abuse, attacks and hate she endured during this campaign was brutal, but she proved herself to be a tough cookie and I cannot wait to see her big run for governor. Great job Kari, you're a true patriot, and I cannot wait to follow your political career. You have many, many good years to come.
Next. I've been avoiding this story like the plague. Not only am I completely burnt out on it, but the story is absolutely ridiculous. You know this WNBA player, Britney Griner, another outspoken athlete making millions of dollars on the American system, but hates America and continually talks about our racist and oppressive system along with other athletes like LeBron James and Colin Kaepernick. She's also made several pro socialism remarks and was very aggressive in her Anti-America rants during press time. Well, ironically now she's incarcerated in a socialist prison in Russia for the next 9 years, and the reason why I'm bringing this up is because I need to make something very clear from my own personal experience.
Those of you might know I have been to Russia, from the time you check in at the ticket counter to getting on the plane. Then in the plane prior to landing the airport and the airline staff remind you of Russia's strict drug laws. I think they told me if I had anything even remotely drug related marijuana or certain pills, even certain vitamins, we would be arrested immediately. I think they told me maybe eight times or more, they were very clear. I mean, even when you apply for your visa to enter Russia, there's a warning. There's no other way to say this, but she's an idiot. She thought she was above the law. I mean, I wouldn't wish Russian prison on my worst enemy, but if there was a time that I felt some justification, this would be it. I can tell you she was warned multiple times, 100%, you disrespect America while you rake in cash, then you disrespect Russian law as you visit their country and now you're crying about it. Well, sorry Brittany, but you did this to yourself.
Another quick mention. I'm sure you all saw the Super Predator, big guy spouting off about his awesome economy and the media backing his claim that the 22 million jobs lost during the pandemic have all been recovered. Yeah. Not, the employment numbers are so manipulable, it's not even funny, and both sides do it, not just liberals. The unemployment number is based on the number of people receiving unemployment benefits, so when people run out of their benefits, they're miraculously off the tee and working according to these numbers. However, a large number of those people just move over to welfare from unemployment. Furthermore, jobs, they're not counted per person. They're counted based on the employment taxes that businesses pay to the government. Hundreds of thousands Americans are now working two jobs. Reports around the country are indicating record number of retirees coming back into the workforce.
On top of that, news studies have found that more people today work two jobs since 2008. This is exactly what happened before the 2008 recession. This also explains why although the job numbers are so high and unemployment is so low, yet according to many recent polls, an average of about 67% of small businesses are still saying it's impossible or merely impossible to find workers for their businesses. Alright, let's get onto the big story today. We've got several polls coming in that are showing the elections in November, the GOPs losing steam and the DNC is catching up. You know, I don't put much weight into the polls, but these results do make sense.
The American Wire news reported as of Friday morning, both parties boasted a 44.2% according to averages maintained by 538. On the other hand, real clear politics had Republicans up by 0.3 percentage points down from their huge lead of almost five percentage points back in April. These numbers put a pit in my stomach. How can so many not feel this pain? How can people think two more years of this would be good? The country is unrecognizable at this point. Now we know these poles always lean heavy to the left, especially these two. So the three to five points they had us up in April were more like eight points. However, now that they're showing a tie, our realistic three to five point lead that translate to us is just a bit too close for comfort. Record gas prices, inflation, international conflict and war. On top of a president on the decline mentally, led us to believe the midterms would be an easy feat for Republicans.
Unfortunately, like so many teams with home field advantage confidence, we've almost blown it. Luckily, we have the entire fourth quarter to make some moves and hopefully we do. All we had to do was sit back and allow the left to continue their quest to burn the American foundation to the ground. All we had to do was let Americans sit and watch them attempt to start over with their socialist utopia, and all we had to do was block legislation in the Senate. That's it. That would've been a home run, but of course, that's not enough for politicians. We have made three massive mistakes that I've been talking about for a year, and no one seemed to