PUTTING THE MORON IN OXYMORON INFLATION REDUCTION SPENDING AND MONKEYPOX EMERGENCIES AUG 14
Intro: It seems the liberals are putting moron in oxymoron as states declare monkeypox as an emergency and the senate passes inflation reduction spending.
Chad: Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of the Last Gay Conservative. It's Chad Law, your hostess with the mostest, your holy homo, binary brother, blessing everyone including the left with truth through our red, white, and blue rainbow. Well, it's another beautiful day here in Newport Beach, I can't believe, cannot believe we are approaching mid-August, then it's going to be Labor Day and we're straight into fall. I mean, we always say it, "oh man, it went by so fast." And as I get older, it really does go by faster and faster. It's an odd feeling. However, it does push me and keep me in a state of gratitude more so.
But today's episode is going to focus on the mob's biggest power grab yet. Fake legislation, emergency health declarations. It's just become so obvious that the Blue State liberals are really missing the emergency power they had during Covid 19. And Monkeypox is the new conduit to get their authoritarian anti-democracy, anti-citizen, anti-voting and anti-spending oversight power back. What better way, how else are you going to put stuff through that your constituents don't want? And then the United States Senate passed what they're calling the Inflation Reduction Act. I can't even say it with a straight face.
And sadly, millions of Americans have been tricked into thinking that that's what this bill is and actually does. It's legislation to fight inflation, which is so sad because so many of us are desperate for inflation to come down just for our basic living needs. You may know that this bill does nothing of the sort and is arguably the most radical left legislation ever to come out of Congress. On another note, Biden just recovered from two weeks or so of testing positive for Covid. The big guys had more vaccines than my dog being jabbed a total of four times as of last week. What do you know? He got covid still after four vaccines.
What are we supposed to think? You would think people would wake up and go, okay, these vaccines must not work as well as they should. Maybe we don't need more boosters or shots for two to six year olds, and even vaccinations for the elderly. However, the liberals can't help themselves and have doubled down on pushing boosters, elderly shots and baby vaccination. The president of the United States just showed the entire world that you can still get covid for over two weeks, even with having every shot possible. But we're not asking how or why, and most importantly, how good these vaccines we were all guilted into taking are protecting us.
No, see, liberals would rather convince you that even though the boosted still get covid, it's mild and nothing like the deadly covid we saw before. The guy tested positive for over two weeks, and you can tell he was really sick. The hard sell continues, but with each day it becomes more obvious that we still have no idea whether these shots will actually work. And we also know that herd immunity has been much more effective. I'm not going to go down a covid rabbit hole here. I just wanted to put that out there after I had a very heated discussion with a liberal colleague and he was trying to convince me that Biden's case should act as motivation for shots, not the opposite, interesting take.
Regardless of the efficacy, we should all be boosted, right? No, but before we jump into the meat of the episode, I wanted to share a quick story with you all. You probably notice I rarely talk about my dating or relationship life with you all because partially I never want to cross that line of vulgarity, but more so there's not been much to discuss or report. Over the weekend, my friend and I, we had dinner at Houston's. I love Houston's. Anything Hillstone group I love. My friends teased me because it's a chain and I'm like, it's not like it's Red Lobster, it's beautiful inside. The service is always perfect and the food is just superb.
I've never had a bad meal or experience at anything Hillstone Group. And here in Newport, we have three, maybe four Hillstone restaurants. So I have a tendency to frequent them often. We're chatting and I casually mentioned to her that maybe I'm ready to start dating again but the gay pool in Orange County or Newport is very small. So if you haven't dated before, someone you know has dated that person before. And I told her, I'm just not having much luck online. My Bumble keeps popping up with guys I've already talked to and my hinge is filled with bottom feeders. And the challenge is that I do have a couple of disadvantages being both Christian and conservative.
You know, 9 out of 10 gay dating profiles, say atheist, agnostic or spiritual, and 9.9 out of 10 say liberal under politics. But I always just put it out there, my beliefs, the podcast, everything. I even say if you identify as woke, swipe left. So my friend says to me that she's had much better luck using Bumble BFF instead of the dating side. I've never even thought about that before. I mean, first in gay, BF and BFF are very similar as boundaries aren't exactly a strong part of gay life. And second people online looking for friends, isn't that a bit desperate? I always meet friends. Well, what the heck, I decided to give it a shot.
So I hop on checking things out and I start getting these matches and messages, all straight guys telling me they're looking for new gay guy friends, which was odd to me. Now, I might be a little old school, but I have three straight brothers, none of which would have any issue being friends with a gay guy, but I don't think they would. No, they would never advertise a desire for a gay friend online. I mean, I do kind of get it only because so many movies and articles like in GQ and Esquire and TV shows talk about how every straight guy needs a gay friend. You know me, none of that matters because again, making gay the number one reason for anything is so lame.
But all my male friends here are straight. So I figured what's the harm in chatting? One guy was actually really cool, also conservative, good golfer, loved football and fantasy football, just like me, it seemed like we had a lot in common. I didn't feel any weirdness. There was nothing awkward. So he invited me to play golf with him and then grab a drink or dinner with some friends afterwards. I needed to get out on the course anyways people. And when he invited me, I realized he was inviting me to a very exclusive club in town. Even I can't get into, I played a great round. Of course, I mopped the floor with him and his straight golfing skills, with my bad back and my inability to practice normally.
But after that, we grabbed a beer at the 19th hole and showered, dressed in the locker room, which was like a spa. This club is unreal. And I think I heard them say the enrollment fee is about 300 grand. All in all, so far so good. So then I followed him to the restaurant in Newport. I knew some people there actually and saw a few of his friends and got all the funny gay questions and commentary out of the way. And we just all started talking. But honestly wasn't a big fan of the friends, but I was having a good time walking around and talking. I was excited to have met him and found a nice new friend, but middle aged men trying to stay in their twenties is rough for me.
Shortly after, wife arrives, all gorgeous Newport women dripping in designer, too much plastic surgery and extensions that are way too long, but gorgeous, nonetheless. I chatted with them for a while. As you know, we all got more intoxicated, something about middle aged blondes with Turkey necks and tight faces just makes me want to get plastered. Apparently every time I'm in that situation, I do, but like I said, I'm having a good time chatting with everyone in the bar, the restaurant. I get super social when I drink, so I'm like all over the place.
I stopped to talk to my new friend and his wife and I go to thank them for the golf game and the drinks, etcetera. And they abruptly asked me if I would be interested in being in a relationship with both of them together. You could probably hear my wheels screaming as I floored it out of the parking lot. This is what happens people when I let my guard down, freak magnet, no more Bumble BFF for me. And honest