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Drag Queens & Voter Drives: The Left's new Strategy

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Be advised, you are now entering a work free zone, a place where facts always trump fiction and truth always prevails. Here we destroy the liberals, the left and the Democrats at home, online and in political office, whining, screaming lashing out or tantrums will not be tolerated. Welcome to the last gay conservative podcast. Here's your host the beacon of truth, your binary brother, the holiest tomo, the leader of the gay world. He may not be straight, but he's straight to the point. Ladies and gentleman, your host Chad law

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Yeah, hello everybody and let's go Brandon, welcome to another episode of The Last gay conservative it's me Chad law, your binary brother, the holiest homo the gayest conservative think you know all of them have been freed from the shackles of liberal stereotype and hate and nothing gives me more joy than to bring you truth over our red, white and blue rainbow airwaves every week, or sometimes more or sometimes less.

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You've got a lot to cover today as I tried to catch up from my sick leave. Today we're talking about two major happenings in the world of politics. First being the mob has begun launching vicious I mean vicious attacks on anyone who doesn't support the new trend of drag queen storytime for children. Also, the DNC has come up with some creative ways to hold on to the few black and brown voters they have left and go after smaller groups like the LGBTQ plus underscore minus community. However, before we get into today's episode, I want to share a quick story with you all you know I am a freak magnet. If you don't know that, always shenanigans happening around me. And it's always fun to share with you guys. So So we're on our way home from Vegas the other day, which I thoroughly loved the drive, everyone makes fun of me for not flying, but I thoroughly love the drive. And I'm a big car guy. So you know, depending on depending on what we're doing or whatnot, oftentimes I'll take out something that I can let rip on I 15 up anyway. So we're on our way home from Vegas, which I thoroughly love, like I said, and unfortunately the ability to let it rip these days is really limited now due to the congestion on 15. I honestly after this last trip, I swear Vegas has become a suburb of Los Angeles, my assistant drove one car with a couple of other members of the team and I was in my car. And at some point, we stopped for gas around Barstow and we pull up in the gas station right next to each other and naturally, you know, just walk over to put my credit card in for my assistant in the team's gas in their car. And then I would do my NAFTA with a credit card machine on their pump was all screwed up. It was not working. It's giving me a really hard time. And so I was like pressing buttons and focused and really, you know, focused my head down on the credit card machine. I finally got it to work. I looked up and there was actually a woman sitting in the driver's seat of my car. Yeah, like a crazy person. And it took me it really did. It felt like slow motion. It took me a second to register and I'm like, Oh my God, she's trying to steal my car. And so I run over and right when I get to the door, she starts driving forward, thank God somehow she can't figure out how to shift the car into drive. But she got it into neutral somehow. So when it was going forward, it was just rolling. So of course I did what any proper gay man would do and I grabbed her by her hair was the only thing I could get a good grip on. So there I am the cars rolling through the gas station area, and I'm holding her hair pulling her out of the window while it rolls in neutral. And while I grab her hair, she's trying to get the car and drive. It's like it's the most insane picture you'd ever seen. Like an idiot I left my gun in the car while I filled up huge lesson and why you should always keep your gun on your persons and I generally always do I don't know why I left my bag with my my carry weapon. And I just pulled up my credit card to pay at the pump. Not smart. So finally she stops the car totally messed out and start screaming at me. You pulled my hair. You effed up my head. Oh, I was able to wrestle her out of the car. She's a raffle, and she went completely nuts. Somehow someone had already called the cops when she started walking away. I followed behind her and I was yelling at her too, because I just had so much adrenaline pumping. And the cops showed up, immediately handcuffed her and I told him my side of the story and we laughed. I was already late for a big dinner meeting that I had back in LA. So the method speed problems are really real. I mean the cops

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For telling me that most carjackings around that area are really in general that's break ins are high on this meth and crack these people and they're just looking for anything they can sell to feed their addiction. It really is that however she learned quickly that you don't mess with the last gay conservative. Remember this to anyone listening if you try to steal my car I will rip your weave out faster than you can say Kareem Abdul Jabbar however I told you guys I'm a freaking magnet total freak magnet. I don't know. It's ever since I was young. I don't know why freaks just find me. Maybe birds of a feather flock together. I'm not sure I never thought of myself as a freak but having second thoughts after that one. Alright, enough about my attempted carjacking. I do want to share some exciting stuff to toot my own horn. Not sure if you all caught Tucker the other night when he exposed the Biden administration for selling our oil reserves to China and India. Again. I called it like always last gay conservative you want to hear the right stuff. First. You listen to me my very first episode in mid February, I pulled a report deep within about how the barrels being pulled from our strategic oil reserves were being shipped to China and India. Remember this in mid February, your Abba Listen, his latest move to alleviate the gas prices for Americans was to release 50 million barrels from our supply our reserve oil reserve according to and 32 million are available. Well Chad, where's the other 18 million barrels? Oh, those got sold to China and India. So 36% of the little scrape of 50 million barrels he took from our reserves went to China and India. I mean, is this guy living the American dream or the Chinese nightmare? Is this because he owes him a favor for giving Hunter Biden all that money? I mean, they get he's got to do what he's got to do to get that, you know, crack addiction fed. Alright, so now let's listen to what Tucker had to say Wednesday night in mid June, the price of both regular unleaded and diesel critically hit all time highs, well over five bucks a gallon nationally. How could this be? It really was a mystery. It violated the most basic rules of economics. But now thanks to a new report in Reuters. We know why. It turns out the oil being released isn't for us.

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It's going to India and China. According to Reuters, and we're quoting more than 5 million barrels of oil that are part of a historic us emergency reserve release to lower domestic fuel prices were exported to Europe and Asia last month.

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The piece continues quote cargoes of SPR crude oil from our reserves. Were also headed to the Netherlands into a reliance refinery in India, an industry source said a third cargo buckle your seat belt headed to China. I just love when this stuff happens, guys. As someone very new to the mix. It's always good to know what you're talking about is fresh and relevant. And I appreciate it so much. And I do toot my own horn because it's funny, but I also get that hit of reassurance that I need to keep going. I get that from you guys every day. But sometimes having an outside influence is important as well, then I'm not sure if you remember but I recently did an episode called will will women abort the midterms where I laid out my concerns around the Roe v Wade leak and how I think it'll impact our midterm elections. Well, a few days ago New York Times recently published an article proving me right The New York Times wrote publicly after a draft of the likely decision leaked in May FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP was remarkably tight lipped for weeks about the possible decision which the court ultimately handed down on Friday ending federal abortion protections. But privately Mr. Trump has told people repeatedly that he believes that will be bad for Republicans the decision Mr. Trump has told friends and advisers will anger suburban women, a group who helped tilt the 2020 presidential race to Joe Biden and will lead to a backlash against Republicans in November midterm elections. So what did I have to say about the leak? Let's take a listen all year. They've been looking for their smoking gun and they've all backfired. Florida don't say gay was supported in huge numbers across the US. trans issues are being rejected and deemed unfair. college debt forgiveness is either too low or too high for people and people put inflation First Americans are really getting sick and tired of the Ukraine conflict. Everything is backfiring. However, this political leak Roe v. Wade could be their smoking gun. And if it is, it seems to be working. Mark my words, the more forceful approach we take on the pro life narrative, the more midterm votes we will lose. Okay, that's so fun to hear. So I know the New York Times isn't the most reliable, but in this case, it does make sense. I've been saying this from the beginning and I am so in line with Trump in so many ways that I'm not surprised at all. Because if you know the real

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Trump, not the trump the media portrays not the Trump that's, you know him having to showcase a certain level of competence and personality for the TV cameras, but if you know him know him, but Trump is not what you think he's very, very misunderstood. I would go as far as to say that personally, he's probably more of like a libertarian, and he understands that there's issues out there that although they don't align with our huge white Christian conservative base, it can have an impact on different demographics that can then trickle into affecting our elections. So again, I don't think it will cause a total loss, but I do think these razor thin margins already are going to cut really, really close. Alright, folks, enough about me my favorite subject, I want to dive right into the topics for the day, starting with these attacks coming from the left on anyone who doesn't agree with the drag queen storytime first. This is not a one off people. This is not a San Francisco thing. These storytimes are all over the country and online. Just listen to this. Oh, I'm also a drag performer